100 reasons why it’s cool to be a guy!
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually all female.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation only requires 1 suitcase.
- Monday Night Football.
- You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
- Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
- When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
- Your ass is never a factor in job interviews.
- All your orgasms are real.
- A beer gut doesn’t make you invisible to the opposite sex.
- You can talk freely about the foulest things with your mates… and laugh!
- You don’t have to lug a bag full of useful stuff everywhere you go.
- You understand why Stripes is funny.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
- You can kill your own food.
- The garage is all yours.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
- You never have to clean a toilet.
- You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- The National College Cheerleading Championship.
- You don’t have to shave below your neck.
- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
- You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
- If you’re 34 and single, nobody even notices.
- You can write your name in the snow.
- You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President. (In this lifetime.)
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
- Flowers fix damn near everything.
- You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
- You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- You can say anything (“Wow, do my balls hurt!”) and not worry about what people will think.
- Foreplay is optional.
- Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
- You don’t have to clean your house if the meter reader’s coming by.
- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don’t give a rat’s ass if anyone notices your new haircut.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, ‘He must be mad at me’.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover’s about to leave you.
- You get to jump up and slap stuff.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- One mood, all the time!
- You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
- You never have to drive on to another service station because this ones ‘just too yucky’.
- You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
- Same work…. more pay!
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental; $75.
- You don’t care if someone’s talking about you behind your back.
- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
- You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
- If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
- People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- ESPN’s SportsCenter
- You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
- Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
- You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
- If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your other friend you’ve changed.
- Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.
- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, “Sod it”.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
- Princess Di’s death was just another obituary.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
- you think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
- If something mechanical doesn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
- New shoes don’t blister, cut or mangle your feet.
- Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
- You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
- Not liking a person doesn’t preclude having great sex with them.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
- Baywatch
- There’s always a game on somewhere.
And now the down side:
- You have to take out the garbage.
- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
- No sofas in your restrooms.
- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you’re not allowed to cry.
- James Bond movies only come out every two years.
- Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.
- You have to wear ties.
- You can’t flirt your way out of a jam.
- “Women and children first”
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
might have to get rid of #42, but i hope not.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@ Alex
lol
September 5th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Great article… I really enjoyed it. THanks for the laughs..
October 10th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I can’t really say that all of it are true. But don’t you think it’s much cooler yo be a girl? Lol
-M from Mexico
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October 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
@ Cuautla Morelos
Yeah…I think i will agree with you.Its much cooler (and hotter) to be a girl
lol
November 7th, 2008 at 1:14 am
You forgot “Eating nachos” haha!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
eating nachos also.
hahaha
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January 25th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
The comments about shoes really made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the list!
January 30th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Fantastic list here. I know one of the downsides…everything that we can that girls can’t we are asked to do. Everything and I mean everything.
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March 27th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Well well.. The list is exhaustive. I liked 78 the most. May be there is a girl out there, who might be already preparing a list of “100 cool things to be a girl” and that is our 101st point probably! we don’t have to do it:)
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I’ve seen more and more male nudity in movies over the last few years.
What happened to women?
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